Official Malabus countdown to bang the self destruct button.

Malabus · 17 Apr 2021, 15:01

Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 17 Apr 2021, 15:05

If you are going to troll at least come up with something good. Poor effort. Had your vaccine yet?

triggo · 18 Apr 2021, 15:09

Its very true Mallers
Fat lady hasnt got her draws on yet.
But shes pulling them up and boy is she going to belt her tune out soon.!!!
WE RE GOING UP !!!!

triggo · 18 Apr 2021, 15:12

Stevenage 1 - 1 Cheltenham .
Cheltenham 3 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 2 - 1 Carlisle (REALITY').
Newport 1 -1 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 0 Harrogate

Fuller · 18 Apr 2021, 16:56

Out of interest have we ever won or drawn even at Stevenage since both clubs have been in the FL?
Can't recall any decent results there?
Only time I ever went to Broadhall Way was when we won the Conference in '98/99, 2-2 draw and Bob Bloomer sent off.

Si Robin · 18 Apr 2021, 18:38

In 5 games in the Football League at Stevenage we've lost all 5. Scored 3, conceded 17!!!!

CTFCfan99 · 18 Apr 2021, 22:05

G G T T H wrote:
Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.
why don't you just g_ f___ y_______
you are a prick of the highest order

He's just a troll, no point rising to it. We'll be the ones laughing when we're going up.

Si Robin · 19 Apr 2021, 07:41

I can't believe after all these years, Mal still gets people's backs up.

19 Apr 2021, 07:48

If Mal actually believed half the things he posts, he'd have been locked up years ago for his own safety.

Red Duke · 19 Apr 2021, 09:30

asl wrote:If Mal actually believed half the things he posts, he'd have been locked up years ago for his own safety.

I have been told by someone who actually know him that he honestly believes what he writes!

He also told me he would love to introduce him to RCS and stand back and watch with interest.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 19 Apr 2021, 10:24

I’ll have a pint of craft or cider with Mal.

How about a wager? If we go up, Mal buys me a pint. If Mal is proven correct and we don’t go up, I will buy him one.

We can talk about bikes and vegetarianism.

Malabus · 19 Apr 2021, 11:37

G G T T H wrote:
Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.
why don't you just g_ f___ y_______
you are a prick of the highest order

For having an opinion.

I take it the moderators will have a word with this simpleton about the language used.

Malabus · 19 Apr 2021, 11:39

CTFCfan99 wrote:
G G T T H wrote:
Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.
why don't you just g_ f___ y_______
you are a prick of the highest order
He's just a troll, no point rising to it. We'll be the ones laughing when we're going up.

When did I said "I DO NOT WANT CHELTENHAM TO GO UP."

IM SAYING WE WILL BE IN THE PLAY OFFS BECAUSE OF INCONSISTENCY.

CTFCfan99 · 20 Apr 2021, 09:27

If we're talking about consistency, other than that dodgy spell around Christmas we've been near the top of the form table all season. Yes we've had a few more defeats than we'd like but other than Bolton I'm not sure anyone at the top has been able to string 5+ wins in a row or go 10+ unbeaten (and even Bolton have hit a bit of a patch now). Everyone is entitled to their view but I think the reaction to yours is because, over the season, there's been little evidence to suggest your predicted results will happen.

Nesty · 20 Apr 2021, 11:07

the thought of the Board of Directors sanctioning deliberate instructions to not get promotion is ludicrous, especially a the end of a season that has bee played out in front of no fans. Sorry Malabus - stick to weather forecasting old chum

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 20 Apr 2021, 19:57

Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).

Delete the thread

Malabus · 20 Apr 2021, 20:05

It was an after match rant after that diabolical display at Crawley.

I've been led to believe that if Cheltenham win Saturday and Bolton beat Morecambe we are promoted.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 20 Apr 2021, 20:10

Malabus wrote:It was an after match rant after that diabolical display at Crawley.

I've been led to believe that if Cheltenham win Saturday and Bolton beat Morecambe we are promoted.

Day after the match

Yes you are correct.

If Bolton beat Morecambe and we win they are six points behind us. Morecambe would only have two games left. With out goal difference they can’t overtake us.

Hubert Parry · 20 Apr 2021, 20:11

This thread is unravelling faster than the ESL.

I credit RCS for that joke.

triggo · 20 Apr 2021, 20:37

Fat lady is starting to do her warm up routine.
Can you hear her Mallers

Malabus · 20 Apr 2021, 23:07

triggo wrote:Fat lady is starting to do her warm up routine.
Can you hear her Mallers

If we didn't bottle it at Morecambe and won then we would be promoted today.
I want to see us lift the L2 title trophy and only then I can really celebrate with a bottle of Krug 1967.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 20 Apr 2021, 23:11

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:I’ll have a pint of craft or cider with Mal.

How about a wager? If we go up, Mal buys me a pint. If Mal is proven correct and we don’t go up, I will buy him one.

We can talk about bikes and vegetarianism.

Make sure you get your round in before popping the Krug

Malabus · 20 Apr 2021, 23:22

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:I’ll have a pint of craft or cider with Mal.

How about a wager? If we go up, Mal buys me a pint. If Mal is proven correct and we don’t go up, I will buy him one.

We can talk about bikes and vegetarianism.
Make sure you get your round in before popping the Krug

Usually a gentlemen wager is agreed by the two parties.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 21 Apr 2021, 09:28

Malabus wrote:
RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:I’ll have a pint of craft or cider with Mal.

How about a wager? If we go up, Mal buys me a pint. If Mal is proven correct and we don’t go up, I will buy him one.

We can talk about bikes and vegetarianism.
Make sure you get your round in before popping the Krug
Usually a gentlemen wager is agreed by the two parties.

BOTTLER

Johnsons Red Army · 21 Apr 2021, 09:44

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote: BOTTLER

vickeryc · 21 Apr 2021, 17:53

RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
Malabus wrote:It was an after match rant after that diabolical display at Crawley.

I've been led to believe that if Cheltenham win Saturday and Bolton beat Morecambe we are promoted.
Day after the match

Yes you are correct.

If Bolton beat Morecambe and we win they are six points behind us. Morecambe would only have two games left. With out goal difference they can’t overtake us.

The worst case scenario is Bolton drawing at Morecambe, which would mean Robins needing just 5 points from their remaining 4 games to reach the 80 points needed to guarantee automatic promotion. Moreover, IF we were to win our last 4 games, no one could stop the Robins becoming champions. A big ask, especially at Newport, but far from impossible.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 21 Apr 2021, 18:31

vickeryc wrote:
RegencyCheltenhamSpa wrote:
Malabus wrote:It was an after match rant after that diabolical display at Crawley.

I've been led to believe that if Cheltenham win Saturday and Bolton beat Morecambe we are promoted.
Day after the match

Yes you are correct.

If Bolton beat Morecambe and we win they are six points behind us. Morecambe would only have two games left. With out goal difference they can’t overtake us.
The worst case scenario is Bolton drawing at Morecambe, which would mean Robins needing just 5 points from their remaining 4 games to reach the 80 points needed to guarantee automatic promotion. Moreover, IF we were to win our last 4 games, no one could stop the Robins becoming champions. A big ask, especially at Newport, but far from impossible.

Incorrect. Morecambe could only reach 79 and our GD is much better. We only need four points in reality.

vickeryc · 21 Apr 2021, 19:16

It's not incorrect, RCS, because I was portraying the worst (not best) case scenario. True, Morecambe 's goal difference is currently 11 worse than ours, but in the worst case scenario it's not inconceivable that it could be overcome.

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 21 Apr 2021, 20:45

vickeryc wrote:It's not incorrect, RCS, because I was portraying the worst (not best) case scenario. True, Morecambe 's goal difference is currently 11 worse than ours, but in the worst case scenario it's not inconceivable that it could be overcome.

Ah ok, understood. Apologies.

vickeryc · 21 Apr 2021, 21:57

Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.

To quote Mal's comment from the 'Run-in Analysis and Head to Heads' thread: "Just win the next game. Don't need charts."

Malabus · 22 Apr 2021, 14:33

vickeryc wrote:
Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.
To quote Mal's comment from the 'Run-in Analysis and Head to Heads' thread: "Just win the next game. Don't need charts."

Bullying on this forum is on par with Gripper putting Rowland Browning head in the toilet.

Hubert Parry · 22 Apr 2021, 14:43

Nice contemporary reference there Mal!

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 22 Apr 2021, 15:12

Malabus wrote:
vickeryc wrote:
Malabus wrote:Stevenage 1 - 0 Cheltenham (banker).
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Colchester
Cheltenham 0 - 2 Carlisle (This is when the rose-tinters hit a brick wall called 'REALITY').
Newport 1 - 0 Cheltenham
Cheltenham 1 - 1 Harrogate

Play offs.......and that means another season in this noddy league.
To quote Mal's comment from the 'Run-in Analysis and Head to Heads' thread: "Just win the next game. Don't need charts."
Bullying on this forum is on par with Gripper putting Rowland Browning head in the toilet.

“Chat sh!t, get banged” - Jamie Vardy, 2015

RegencyCheltenhamSpa · 24 Apr 2021, 16:01

This gets better and better.

See you in the bar Mal!!

Hubert Parry · 24 Apr 2021, 16:03

Mal and RC are having a party bring your vodka and your charlie!*

*No, I am not advocating drug use.