This was a fun read!
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/footba ... e-football" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"No accuracy is necessary but congratulations are available for heading it really, really hard, straight back where it came from. "WELL UP!" you are told, with your name declared in full if the game is particularly tense. "
For the Sunday Leaguers amongst you
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